DOWNLOAD CUT 2 – BALLOON STRIKE PART DUEX – A decidedly more patriotic reaction to the balloon shoot down (:36)
DOWNLOAD CUT 3 – PRESIDENT BIDEN – Says he ordered the military to shoot down the Chinese balloon “as soon as possible” (:28)
DOWNLOAD CUT 4 – SNL – Listen to the first spoof interview with the Chinese balloon (1:16)
DOWNLOAD CUT 5 – SNL – Honors Super Bowl fans with this spoof ad for “Wing Pit” (2:18)
DOWNLOAD CUT 6 – SAHSA WALPOLE – The 40-year-old mother of two confirms that she’s the woman who took Prince Harry’s virginity (:50)
DOWNLOAD CUT 7 – SAHSA WALPOLE – Confirms that Harry had a “peachy bum” (:19)
DOWNLOAD CUT 8 – RISHI SUNAK – The British Prime Minister is asked by Piers Morgan if he’s “stinking rich” (:36)
DOWNLOAD CUT 9 – WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP – Jack Harlow stars in the cringe-worthy remake of the 1992 original (:25)
DOWNLOAD CUT 10 – JOE EXOTIC – Confirms that he’s re-written his will, gives everything to his male fiancé Seth Posey (:49)
DOWNLOAD CUT 11 – HULK HOGAN – The 69-year-old WWE legend looks good following his 11th back surgery (:12)
DOWNLOAD CUT 12 – DR. JENN MANN – Thinks that Tom Brady faces a “difficult transition” after retiring from the NFL (:46)