DOWNLOAD CUT 2 – BONO – Tours bombed damaged buildings in Kyiv, says “It’s one man’s war” (:26)
DOWNLOAD CUT 3 – BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH – Monologue on SNL: “I didn’t win an Oscar, I was beat by Will Smith” (:47)
DOWNLOAD CUT 4 – PETE DAVIDSON – Cracks Kanye joke in his new Netflix special: “Kanye told me I have AIDS” (:34)
DOWNLOAD CUT 5 – PETE DAVIDSON – “Does anybody hope Kanye pulls a Mrs. Doubtfire?” (:18)
DOWNLOAD CUT 6 – PETE DAVIDSON – “A lot of people are angry at me” (:23)
DOWNLOAD CUT 7 – AMY SCHUMER – Tells joke she says was cut from her Oscars appearance (:42)
DOWNLOAD CUT 8 – MIKE FEUER – LA City Attorney says he’s going to “vigorously prosecute” Chappelle attacker Isaiah Lee (:40)
DOWNLOAD CUT 9 – GEORGE LOPEZ – Says the Hollywood Bowl is “The Olive Garden of security” (:25)
DOWNLOAD CUT 10 – TEHRAN VON GHASRI – Comic says he warned security about Chappelle attacker and they ignored him (:42)
DOWNLOAD CUT 11 – AMBER HEARD – Her testimony compared to a clip from “The Talented Mr. Ripley” (:49)
DOWNLOAD CUT 12 – BILL MAHER – Says sorting out lies on Twitter is “your job” (:36)
DOWNLOAD CUT 13 – EZRA MILLER – Partygoers call 911 on the Justice League star after he hits a person in the head with a chair (:56)
DOWNLOAD CUT 14 – KENTUCKY DERBY – 80-1 longshot Rich Strike comes out of nowhere to win the first leg of the Triple Crown (:30)
DOWNLOAD CUT 15 – CASINO KERFUFFLE – Fight breaks out at the poker table at the Hustler Casino in Los Angeles after somebody says “Yo mamma” (:47)
DOWNLOAD CUT 16 – MILE HIGH FIGHT CLUB – Massive brawl breaks out aboard a KLM flight from Manchester to Amsterdam (:44)