DOWNLOAD CUT 2 – ANNE HECHE – Continues to rag on Ellen: “Let’s get back to some serious sh**, she was a bi***” (1:09)
DOWNLOAD CUT 3 – SCOUT WILLIS – Confirms that Die Hard is a Christmas Movie (:09)
DOWNLOAD CUT 4 – DEADLIEST CATCH – The Discovery Channel show claims that Russia shot a missile at them off the coast of Alaska (:33)
DOWNLOAD CUT 5 – CARLTON FUNDERBURKE – Kansas City pastor berates his congregation for being “poor, broke and busted” for not buying him a pricey watch (:46)
DOWNLOAD CUT 6 – DR. OZ – Seems a bit out-of-touch running for PA Senate, criticizing the cost of “crudité” (:37)
DOWNLOAD CUT 7 – KENDALL QUALLS – Former candidate for MN Governor calls Minneapolis plan to fire white school teachers first “repugnant” (:19)
DOWNLOAD CUT 8 – ANARCHY – A security guard and stunned customers stand by as a gang steals duffel bags full of alcohol from a Los Angeles grocery store (:44)
DOWNLOAD CUT 9 – HAILEY GILLARD – Australian gets fined a $1000 for wearing her seatbelt “incorrectly” (:29)
DOWNLOAD CUT 10 – TELLY TERROR – A tot dubbed “Viking Boy” won’t stop yelling over the hosts on a UK morning TV show (:58)
DOWNLOAD CUT 11 – RUFF TO THE QUEEN – UK show tries to get dog to sing along to “God Save The Queen”, fails miserably (:30)
DOWNLOAD CUT 12 – BRYAN CRANSTON – Flashback to classic answer given during a “Breaking Bad” fan Q & A (:27)