Born on this day!! Actor Millie Perkins (“Knots Landing”) is 87. Country singer Billy Swan is 81. Actor Linda Dano (“Another World”) is 80. Singer Steve Winwood is 75. Actor Lindsay Crouse is 75. Actor Bruce Boxleitner is 73. Singer Billy Squier is 73. Actor Gabriel Byrne is 73. Blues musician Guy Davis is 71. Country singer Kix Brooks of Brooks and Dunn is 68. Drummer Eric Singer of Kiss is 65. Actor Ving Rhames is 64. Guitarist Billy Duffy of The Cult is 62. Actor Emilio Estevez is 61. Actor April Grace (“Lost,” ″Joan of Arcadia”) is 61. Actor Vanessa Williams (“Soul Food,” ″Melrose Place”) is 60. TV personality Carla Hall (“The Chew”) is 59. Keyboardist Eddie Kilgallon (Ricochet) is 58. Actor Stephen Baldwin is 57. Actor Scott Schwartz (“A Christmas Story”) is 55. Actor Kim Fields (“Living Single,” ″The Facts of Life”) is 54. Actor Samantha Mathis (TV’s “The Strain”) is 53. Actor Jamie Luner (“Melrose Place,” ″Profiler”) is 52. Actor Rhea Seehorn (“Better Call Saul”) is 51. Actor Mackenzie Astin (“Scandal,” “The Facts of Life”) is 50. Bassist Matt Mangano of Zac Brown Band is 47. Actor Rebecca Herbst (“General Hospital”) is 46. Actor Malin Akerman (“Trophy Wife”) is 45. Actor Jason Biggs (“Orange Is the New Black,” “American Pie”) is 45. Actor Rami Malik (“Bohemian Rhapsody,” ″Mr. Robot”) is 42. Actor Clare Bowen (“Nashville”) is 39. Actor Emily VanCamp (“Revenge”) is 37. Actor Malcolm David Kelley (“Lost”) is 31. Actor Sullivan Sweeten (“Everybody Loves Raymond”) is 28.

 

THIS DAY IN GENIUS HISTORY

1870 – Manitoba became a province of Canada.
1932 – The body of Charles and Anne Lindbergh’s kidnapped baby was found.
1937 – Britain’s King George VI was crowned at Westminster Abbey in London.
1943 – Axis forces in North Africa surrendered.
1949 – The Soviet blockade that prompted the Berlin airlift was ended.
1970 – Mr. Cub, Ernie Banks, swatted his 500th home run.
2002 – Former president Jimmy Carter became the first U.S. president (in or out of office) to visit Fidel Castro’s Cuba.
2008 – Tens of thousands killed and thousands injured when a 7.9 magnitude earthquake strikes Sichuan, Gansu, and Yunnan Provinces in western China.
2012 – The 2012 World Expo began in Yeosu, South Korea.

Today Is: Child Care Provider Day, International Awareness Day for Chronic Immunological and Neurological Diseases, Fintastic Friday Giving Sharks A Voice, International Nurses Day, Limerick Day, ME/CFS International Awareness Day, Military Spouse Appreciation Day, National Nutty Fudge Day, National Public Gardens Day, National Provider Appreciation Day, National Saphire Segulah Day, Native American Rights Day, Odometer Day

TODAY ON TV!
Primetime TV (All Times Eastern)

CBS – 8:00 – SWAT  /  9:00 – Fire County  /  10:00 – Blue Bloods
NBC – 8:00 – That’s My Jam / 9:00 – Dateline
ABC – 8:00 – Jeopardy Masters  /  9:00 – 2020
FOX – 8:00 – WWE Smackdown
CW – 8:00 – Penn and Teller / 9:00 – Whose Line Is It?

TV Talk Shows

Jimmy Kimmel: Charlie Day, Padma Lakshmi, Bebe Rexha (R 5/1/23)
Jimmy Fallon: Kieran Culkin, Method Man, Jimin (R 3/24/23)
Stephen Colbert: Prince Harry, Kal Penn, Big Thief (R 2/28/23)
Seth Meyers: Reese Witherspoon, Paula Pell, Michael Solomonov (R 2/7/23)
James Corden: Colin Hanks, Mackenzie Davis (R 5/4/22)
The View: Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen, Mary Steenburgen
The Talk: Kenya Barris, Kevin Alejandro (R 1/27/23)
Live with Kelly and Mark: Michael J. Fox, Andrew McCarthy
Kelly Clarkson: Jennifer Lopez, Lucy Paez, Niki Caro
Tamron Hall: Coco Austin, Eva Amurri, Erica Dickerson, Jamilah Mapp, Dena Blizzard, K. Michelle
Drew Barrymore: Hilary Swank, Utkarsh Ambudkar, Jay Shetty (R 10/7/22)
Jennifer Hudson: Russell Westbrook, Nina Westbrook

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN’ ABOUT? Here are today’s PPM-Friendly Topics!

QUESTION: Is “The View” an EDUCATIONAL SHOW??? Yes it is!!! Whoopi Goldberg has proven that as she reveals that she DOESN’T WEAR UNDERWEAR!! Ew?

 

QUESTION: Was Mr. Big REALLY KILLED by his Peloton?? The company has just recalled 2.2 million exercise bikes because the SEAT POSTS ARE BREAKING!!!

 

QUESTION: Was Tom Cruise HIDING BELOWDECKS?? Shakira looks like she’s having fun on Lewis Hamilton’s FABULOUS YACHT in Miami!! Where’s TOM?????

 

QUESTION: Is romance OFFICIALLY DEAD??? Check out these cringey TINDER CONVERSATIONS and DECIDE FOR YOURSELF!!! (grab a personality!!!!!!!!!)

QUESTION: Remember the 1985 movie “Weird Science?” It’s come to life with “CarynAI,” an artificial girlfriend who will give you “sexy talk” for $1 a minute!!!!!!!!

Robert De Niro Talks About His New Baby, Gia Virginia Chen De Niro and Her Mother Tiffany Chen

********He said, “I don’t know what happened!! I thought I was shooting blanks!!!”
*****He looked at Gayle and said, “You talkin’ to ME??”
*******That’s using the old Italian noodle!!!!

ABC’s GMA3 Announces Replacements For T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach: Eva Pilgrim and DeMarco Morgan

*********Perfect!! We didn’t know who those two were.. and we don’t know who these two are!!
********Now Eva and DeMarco can get in there and start THEIR affair!!
*******They call it “GMA,” but it takes place in the afternoon????
*****ABC producers will have a button in the control room that locks DeMarco’s zipper!!!

Jamie Foxx’s Family and Friends Are Preparing For The Worst

*********This is coming from “unnamed sources,” and “Independent reports” by people who have no real information!
*****It doesn’t look good that he’s been in the hospital this long, but don’t give up hope!!!
*****Even Jamie Foxx in a coma is smarter than Urkel!!!

Freaky Friday Sequel Is In The Works; Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan Are On Board

*********Didn’t Jamie Lee win an Oscar for this first one??? No???
******When they asked Lindsay if she was interested, she said: “Let me check my schedule and see if I have an opening. Yeah.. I can do it anytime between now and 2030!!”
*******Jamie Lee remembers the scene in the original where she and Lindsay are in a car, eating fries and learning a rap song!! Which song?? “Like I Love You” by Justin Timberlake!!
*****It’s been a long time since that movie. Now Lindsay could play either part!!

Welsh Composer Says He Was NOT Meghan In Disguise At The Coronation

******Sure… pull THIS finger!!! You can’t fool us.. MEGHAN!!!
*****We weren’t born yesterday.. we’ve seen all the Mission Impossible movies!!!

Miserable-Looking Ben Affleck Goes Viral “Slamming The Car Door” On J Lo

******Trouble in paradise???
*******He always has “resting Ben Face!!!”
*****His expression indicates either A) long-term constipation, B) someone just farted, or C) his wife is on his last nerve!!!
*******Maybe they fight a lot because the make-up sex is so good!!
*****J Lo’s gotta realize: If he’ll leave a woman he’s had three kids with, he’ll sure as HELL leave you!!

 

TABLOID FODDER

Last Laughs-(In Touch)

“There’s a new song by Drake and The Weeknd that wasn’t made by Drake or The Weeknd-it was created by artificial intelligence.  And the scariest part is a Drake AI sounds almost as sad as the real Drake.”-Jimmy Kimmel.

“A group of hikers in Great Britain had to be rescued when they got lost after taking psychedelic mushrooms.  More embarrassing?  They never actually left the house.”-Colin Jost.

“Netflix is ending their DVD-by-mail service. I’m sorry to break this news to both of the people still using it.”-James Corden.

 

PHONE TOPIC STARTERS

Have you ever been someplace that’s haunted???
Do you ALWAYS or NEVER wear underwear??
Who is your favorite celebrity couple??
What did you do that you will NEVER live down??

STUPID NEWS

Cars Immersed In Poop After Sewage Truck Spill On A Colorado Highway!

See the video HERE.
*******”Traffic really stinks this morning!!!”
******Several cars directly behind the truck got it right in the windshield!! They’ve been washed several times and still stink! (true)
******Our advice?? Flush that car!!! Not even Fabreze can take care of that!!
******Sometimes you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time!! Life is just one big crap game!!
*****Authorities called for “the biggest match you can find!!”

West Virginia Bear Plays “Ding Dong Ditch-Em”

See the video HERE.
********The bear ran up, rang the doorbell and ran away (true)!!
*****they’re becoming more and more like humans… but better!!

First Time Homebuyer In Colorado Finds House Full Of Snakes

*********At first, they thought the all the hissing was the lawn sprinklers!!!
******So far the snake-catcher has found about 30 snakes!! There’s a den under the house where there are probably hundreds more!!!
******This would make a great episode for one of those house flipper shows!! Get Tarek out there!!!
TIP for the homeowner: Do NOT use the toilet without looking first!!!

Florida Crew Sends Robot Into Underground Pipe, Finds 5-Foot Alligator!

See the video HERE.
********”This is why you shouldn’t go into storm water pipes!!” No sh*t, Sherlock!!!!
********Bottom line: wherever you are in Florida, you can assume an alligator is close by!!!!
******They were investigating potholes, and it’s a big job, because the whole damned state is a pothole!!

 

STUFF THAT’S COOL AND VIRAL

 

VIDEO: MOTORHOME CRASHES AFTER CUTTING OFF BIG RIG!!

 

A LIST FOR FRIDAY

 

8 Big Signs Your New Boss May Be Toxic

HUFFINGTON POST

 

1. Your boss is quick to bad-mouth the person you just replaced

 

2. Your boss will congratulate themselves, but will not praise anyone else

 

3. Your boss keeps ignoring you

 

4. Your boss only cares about whether you complete a deadline and doesn’t give feedback on how you can grow

 

5. Your boss changes their mind all the time without regard for the stress

 

6. Your new co-workers act totally differently around your boss

 

7. You notice the boss shows favoritism to certain team members

 

8. Your boss puts you on edge and makes you scared to speak up

 

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