Born on this day!! Singer Toni Tennille is 83. Country singer Jack Blanchard is 81. Jazz pianist Keith Jarrett is 78. Actor Mark Blankfield (“Robin Hood: Men in Tights,” ″The Incredible Shrinking Woman”) is 75. Drummer Chris Frantz of Talking Heads and of Tom Tom Club is 72. Singer Philip Bailey (solo and with Earth, Wind and Fire) is 72. Country musician Billy Burnette is 70. Drummer Alex Van Halen of Van Halen is 70. Actor David Keith is 69. Actor Raoul Max Trujillo (“Mayans M.C.”) is 68. “The NFL Today” commentator and former NFL coach Bill Cowher is 66. Actor Melissa Gilbert is 59. Drummer Dave Rowntree of Blur is 59. Drummer Del Gray of Little Texas is 55. Singer Darren Hayes (Savage Garden) is 51. Singer Enrique Iglesias is 48. Singer Joe Bonamassa is 46. Actor Matt Davis (“The Vampire Diaries”) is 45. Actor Domhnall Gleason (“Peter Rabbit,” ″Unbroken”) is 40. Drummer Patrick Meese of Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats is 40. Actor Julia Whelan (“Once and Again”) is 39.
THIS DAY IN GENIUS HISTORY
1877 – The first Westminister Dog Show was held.
1794 – Antoine Laurent Lavoisier, the father of modern chemistry, was guillotined during the Reign of Terror.
1902 – Mount Pelee on Martinique erupted, destroying the town of St. Pierre, and killing 40,000 people.
1945 – V-E Day marks the European victory of the Allies in World War II.
1973 – The 10-week Wounded Knee occupation ended when members of the American Indian Movement surrendered.
1978 – David Berkowitz, a.k.a. the “Son of Sam,” plead guilty to killing six people in New York City.
1999 – The Citadel in South Carolina graduated its first female cadet, Nancy Mace.
Today Is: Free Trade Day, International Thalassaemia Day, National Animal Disaster Preparedness Day, National Golf Day, National Women’s Check-up Day, No Socks Day, Student Nurse Day, V E Day, World Ovarian Cancer Day, World Red Cross / Red Crescent Day
TODAY ON TV!
Primetime TV (All Times Eastern)
CBS – 8:00 – The Neighborhood / 8:30 – Bob Hearts Abishola / 9:00 – NCIS / 10:00 – NCIS: Hawaii
NBC – 8:00 – The Voice / 10:00 – That’s My Jam
ABC – 8:00 – Jeopardy Masters / 9:00 – Will Trent
FOX – 8:00 – 911 / 9:00 – Fantasy Island
CW – 8:00 – All American / 9:00 – The Flash
TV Talk Shows
Jimmy Kimmel: John Mulaney, India Amarteifio, Cannons (R 4/15/23)
Jimmy Fallon: Molly Shannon, Ramón Rodríguez, Sophie Buddle (R 4/6/23)
Stephen Colbert: Woody Harrelson, Justin Theroux, the Walkmen (R 4/18/23)
Seth Meyers: John Oliver (R 3/13/23)
James Corden: Larry David, Coldplay (R 10/21/21)
Watch What Happens Live: Molly Shannon, Heléne Yorke, Drew Tarver
Daily Show: Pre-empted
The View: Priyanka Chopra Jonas
The Talk: Marcia Gay Harden, Golda Rosheuvel, India Amarteifio
Live with Kelly and Mark: Elle Fanning, Omari Hardwick
Kelly Clarkson: Jake Gyllenhaal, Daveed Diggs, Ian Munsick (R 4/21/23)
Tamron Hall: Arsema Thomas, Karen Houck, Kierra Sheard
Drew Barrymore: Vanessa Hudgens, Eitan Bernath
Jennifer Hudson: Rainn Wilson, Lalah Hathaway
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN’ ABOUT? Here are today’s PPM-Friendly Topics!
QUESTION: But how does he REALLY feel?? Richard Dreyfuss says the Academy’s new “inclusion rules” for films in 2023 “MAKE ME VOMIT!!” Not artistic!!!
QUESTION: Is there a silver lining when the economy GOES SOUTH?? Yes!! All-You-Can-Eat buffets are making a BIG COMEBACK!!! Pile that plate high!!!!!!!!!!
QUESTION: What do you say when you wake up in the morning and find the hotel manager SUCKING YOUR TOES??? “Thank you?” Nope! He CALLED THE COPS!!
QUESTION: How did YOU celebrate the coronation of King Charles III? These jolly pranksters mowed a giant PENIS in the lawn of a posh neighborhood in Bath!!!
QUESTION: Does the King now know how Thomas Markle feels? At his post coronation lunch, Charles raises a toast to his grandson Archie, “wherever you are!!”
See the video HERE.
****He’s got more replacement parts than a 1985 Toyota Camry!!!
*****He’s got new “hips, knees, ankle, tibia, etc.!”
*****When you watch the video, remember his accident was on January 25th. This guy is amazing!!!
*****We can smell a “Six Million Dollar Man” reboot in his future!!
*****The speed limit sign says “Let’s Go Crazy!!!”
********This stretch of highway runs right past Paisley Park, Prince’s estate!!
********Prince is the best thing to come out of Minnesota since… well,,, OK, he was the best thing to ever come out of Minnesota!!!
*****He also did the best halftime show in Super Bowl history!!
You'll soon be able to drive your little red Corvette down Prince Rogers Nelson Memorial Highway. | https://t.co/CAVPzDQIOo
— WCCO | CBS News Minnesota (@WCCO) May 4, 2023
Sharon Osbourne Talks About Taking Injectable Weight Loss Drug Semaglutide; She Lost 40 Lbs Then Stopped
*********She’s talking about Ozempic and Wegovy, but doesn’t say which one she took! (Wegovy is available in stronger doses)
*******Doctors prescribe these drugs for treatment of diabetes, and now supplies are running short (true)!
******She was on the Brit version of “The Talk,” and the other women on the show said that “changing your diet and exercising more doesn’t work!! It works everywhere else, just not in Britain? Sure!
******Their only exercise is walking down to the pub for a “beer milkshake” known as Guinness!!
*****Some users report weird dreams, such as cabinet shopping at Home Depot with Clint Eastwood, and preparing to rob a bank with Ben Affleck and J Lo (true)! GET THE STORY HERE
*****They were talking about “Vanderpump Rules,” but they could have been talking about A Rod!!!
****J Lo admitted that she’s been cheated on before, but all of those men are dead!! (kidding)
******If Jerry Springer ran The View, they would have had Ben’s mistress waiting in the wings to confront J Lo!!
******Makes you wonder what Joy Behar’s husband is up to while she’s doing the show!!
TOPIC: Has a best friend ever made a move on your significant other??
Prince Harry Makes A Quick Exit After The Coronation Of His Father, Flies Home To California Less Than An Hour Later
*******We looked at his phone, and there were 100 texts from Meghan: “Is it over yet??”
*******Were you laughing? During the ceremony, they seated him right behind his aunt, Princess Anne, and she wore a huge hat so you couldn’t see him!!
*****He had to get back quickly!! Sunday is garbage day in Montecito, and he had to put the cans out!!
******Some people accused him of not singing “God Save The King,” and lip readers thought he substituted “We are Never Getting Back Together” by Taylor Swift!!
BONUS SHOT: Royal fans are convinced that Meghan Markle snuck into the coronation wearing THIS disguise!
Perfect Match-(Us Weekly)
There’s no denying that Nicolas Cage’s wife of two years, Riko Shibata, is someone special. “Nic’s found a woman who finally gets him,” an insider says of the actor, 59, who’s been married five times. “Riko brings out the best in him,” adds a source, noting that they’re open to giving 7-month-old daughter August a sibling. “They love their little family.”
PHONE TOPIC STARTERS
Shout out to the kids who got accepted to college!!!
Has a friend ever made a move on your significant other??
What is the cringiest advice a mother ever gave right before a honeymoon??
See the video HERE.
********Don’t worry.. no snakes were harmed in the making of this story!!
******A snake catcher was called out to take it out of the vacuum and release it into the wild!!
*****The snake said, “Well, THAT sucked!!”
*****He wasn’t hiding in their room.. he was just looking for a toilet!!
See the video HERE.
*******The pasta was obviously stolen… and somebody’s gonna lose their meatballs!!
******Sounds like something out of the Sopranos.. but there would’ve been a body underneath!!
*****There are women in Jersey who will date you for spaghetti. That’s right, they’re “pasta-tutes!!”
*****Hey, YOU wanted to go to India!! That’s what you get!!
*******She was treated at a local hospital and released!!
****In a statement, the airline said, “Usually, we find birds and rats on our planes!!” (true) Really makes you wanna fly Air India, doesn’t it??
*********She tied him up and split!! He had a knife but couldn’t reach it!! It was a bad first date!!
******Cops told him “next time, let her handcuff you to the bed. It’s much more comfortable!!”
********This happened in Germany, so he’s lucky he didn’t wind up with a schnitzel up his butt!!
STUFF THAT’S COOL AND VIRAL
VIDEO: THE IMPERIAL MARCH DONE ON LEGO MOTORS
A LIST FOR MONDAY
SOME OF THE BEST TWEETS FROM THE CORONATION
— Nicky Jayia (@Nicky_Jayia) May 6, 2023
— Tom Worsley (@tew1984) May 6, 2023
Prince Harry arrives for the Coronation pic.twitter.com/lqkWsxouBj
— Observer88 (@JR42845598) May 5, 2023
— Pop Base (@PopBase) May 6, 2023
King Charles: If only there was some way we could obscure Harry from public view
Princess Anne: Leave it to me #princeharry #princessanne #thefeather #feathergate #KingCharles #CoronationDay #GodSaveTheKing pic.twitter.com/M34NrnuuDb
— Laura (@lauranumber123) May 6, 2023
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